Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via gnarly)

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod, via guy)

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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(via phobias)

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

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