kanentokon:

if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

asian:

people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too

meladoodle:

WHAT

meladoodle:

WHAT

flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

missdeliah:

So important.

missdeliah:

So important.

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

@Luke5SOS: fuck yes, chocolate milk

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